One Thing Every Team is Thankful For

(Nothing in this post was created using any sort of generative AI)

Tony Dorset - Their Schedule

Tony Dorset has started the season with an impressive 4-0 record and currently sits as the only team without a loss so far. That is an incredible start for them as they hope to win their second championship in 3 seasons. The team is even top 5 in points scored which isn't surprising considering their team, but they have looked great through the first 4 weeks. The one thing this team is thankful for this season is definitely their schedule. Through 4 weeks, Tony Dorset has the lowest points against in the entire league with just 464.14 points. That's an average of just 116 points. For context, the team in last has more points scored per game than what Tony Dorset has faced. While I am not trying to take away from what this team has done so far, they should be thankful for their schedule early on in the season.

Browns, Romans, Jeantymen - Nico Collins

The Jeantymen traded for Nico Collins late in the offseason in an attempt to bolster their wide receiver position. It is something that has immediately paid off for them. In his two games this season, Nico has totaled 14 receptions for 193 yards and 3 touchdowns. That's good for 56 fantasy points (28 points per game). Sure he has already missed two games and has been a little prone to injuries, but this team is surely thankful to have Nico on their roster as he is elite when healthy and makes this roster extremely dangerous.

PooShiesty9 - Brock Bowers' Health

PooShiesty9 has had some roster issues to start the year like most teams. Losing Travis Etienne, David Montgomery being nearly unstartable, Luther Burden starting slow, Justin Jefferson and Lamar Jackson getting hurt, have all been issues for this team. But one player has been extremely productive for them in just two games. Since Brock Bowers has returned from injury, he has been nearly as good as Nico Collins. 16 receptions for 202 yards and 2 touchdowns, good for 53.2 fantasy points. Since Bowers has returned, PooShiesty is 2-0 and they are glad he is healthy because he can win this team some weeks.

ACee/DeeC - CeeDee Lamb

The best start in franchise history has the ownership elated and it is largely thanks to CeeDee Lamb. Through his first four games, Lamb has 37 receptions for 498 yards and 4 touchdowns. That is an insane start for Lamb as he has 124.2 fantasy points through 4 weeks putting him at WR2 on the season. This team is thankful to have an elite fantasy wide receiver like Lamb on their team who can carry them to victory like in week 4. Week 4 was an all-time performance for Lamb who had 17 receptions for 189 yards en-route to 46.3 fantasy points and a big AC/DC win that got them to 3-1.

Njigbas in Paris - Trey McBride

The Njigbas have not started off the season where they wanted to be, but 2-2 is not the end of the world for them. Considering their issues at running back so far (Breece Hall injury, Josh Jacobs, and Swift getting benched after a fumble), 2-2 is not too bad. One of the main reasons this team has stayed afloat is their Tight End, Trey McBride. McBride is the number 1 scoring TE this season with 74.2 fantasy points. McBride has at least 7 receptions in all 4 games this season, and two touchdowns as well. McBride is the ultimate matchup advantage (other than Bowers), and is the most reliable player on this team. This team is thankful they have McBride on their roster, and they won't be shy telling you that.

The Old RBs Club - The Old RBs

This one might be cheating since it's two players but it matches their team name. The Old RBs Club is 2-2 to start the season, and it has been on the back of their two main players. Christian McCaffrey and Jonathan Taylor have both been as advertised this season, both being top running backs this season. Both of them are averaging over 20 fantasy points per game, and both are in the 10 for scoring. They have led this roster to a 2-2 record so far and are capable of getting this team to the playoffs. Defying their age, this franchise is thankful to have them on the roster as they are so reliable every week.

Cokeheads - Zay Flowers' Health

Zay Flowers has become the most productive receiver on a per route basis. Flowers leads the league with an insane 6.29 yards per route run. Zay Flowers has missed 1 game this season with a hamstring injury and has been questionable going into two other games but played ended up playing in both. Flowers has been really good in his time on the field placing top 5 in points per game with 24.6 points per game. Flowers is clearly the leader of the wide receiver room for this franchise when healthy. This team is thankful to have Flowers healthy this season as he is one of the biggest reasons this team is 2-2 so far and are looking to improve on that record.

Layin' The T-Law - First win since 2024

The T-Law franchise has had a historic losing streak, going 18 consecutive regular season games without a win dating back to the 2024 season. In week 4 of the 2026 season, Layin' The T-Law officially broke their losing streak. The team scored 130 fantasy points on the back of Tetairoa McMillan, who scored 48.2 fantasy points. That is nearly 37% of the total points. The team clearly had a weight lifted off their shoulders after that win and are thankful to get that win out of the way. Things are looking up for them. Don't let them get hot...

Mahomies over Mahoes - Having Maysen's 1st round pick (and their own)

The Mahomies are clearly off to a poor start going 0-4 in the first four weeks but the future doesn't look that bad. The two of the most valuable first round picks belong to this team. They own their own first, and the Boston a Nut's 1st this year. That is two 1sts in the lottery that could very well be the 1.01 and landing them Jeremiah Smith, the top prospect in the draft. They just have to hope Boston keeps losing. They should be very thankful to have those picks.

Boston a Nut on your Tuddies - Denzel Boston breakout

There is not much to feel good about this season after starting 0-4 with as many injuries as they have faced. Devon Achane, Caleb Williams, Kyle Monangai, Rico Dowdle, Roman Wilson, DJ Moore, AJ Brown, and Jonah Coleman. The team has resorted to starting Austin Ekeler in week 5. One of the few bright spots for the team this year is 1st round rookie, Denzel Boston. Boston has gained some good chemistry with Deshaun Watson and is earning a good target share on the Browns. He only has one game below 10 points so far this season, showing he can give some good consistency week to week. He could be an every week starter for this team with how many injuries they have. They are surely thankful to have Boston on their team this year.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!